10). There is no reboot button. — Vann

9). Lightning bugs have stopped illuminating in anticipation of a power outage. — Jim Berry

8). Heard one old growth tree say to another, "Remember Jan. 1, 1000? Jeesh, I don't even want to think about it!" — Randy Johnson

7). While some critters are packing a bag just in case they have to head for the city, other animals have already started Y2K survival camps there. — Kevin Smith and michele

6). Sqirrels are withdrawing all their nuts from the local branches. — Russ BAnzhaf,Robert E. Gray, l. nivens and Tom

5). Even rolling stones are gathering moss for extra warmth in case the sun goes out. — Tom Lafleur

4). Annual tree rings regress to January 1900 status on January 1. — ed berkowitz, Randy Johnson and Sue

3). Flying squirrels may "go off" at 12:01 a.m. Jan 1st, owls and bats have cancelled all scheduled night flights, and even the birds have postponed flapping until well after the New Year. — Chris Hessler, L. Manuel and Ray Hawkins

2). There is a run on sap. — David Loveland

1). When a tree falls and no one is around, someone finally hears the damn thing. — l. nivens