10). The hills are full of people heading for the hills. — Tom Lafleur

9). A run on outdoor survival goods  dehydrated/canned food, fire wood, stove fuel, etc.  by people who have never backpacked a day in their lives. — Leslie, The Unknown Camper, Garrett, TomO and others

8). All the "best before" dates in your refrigerator don't go past 2000. — John Prachnau

7). If you look reeeally closely you'll notice a single wrinkle has developed on the outside corner of Dick Clark's left eye. — dilmuso

6). The cockroaches gather in front of the calendar every night and sing "Tomorrow Belongs To Me!" from Cabaret. — Hangdog

5). That nut who a month or two ago was carrying a sign proclaiming "The world will end in 100 days" is now running down the street yelling, "We're half way there!" — Randy Johnson

4). You have this inexplicable but undeniable urge to hibernate. — Mike Lafleur

3). On the underside of a rock, you find written, "This planet expires on 12/31/99. Sorry about that." — Brent

2). Forecasters are running out of names for weather problems like "el niqo". — Bubba

1). I made #1 on GORP's Top Ten List!! — Ranger Dan