10). Follow a two-year-old -- they always find the most dangerous place to be. — Matthew Bolz-Weber

9). Hang a big ol' steak around your neck. — Viking

8). Sneak up on the twosome, slowly unzip the screen, and take a flash photo of the couple completing their mating ritual in their tent. — Wm. Morrison

7). Accidently hit it with your truck. — Anne

6). Fat Tuesday, New Orleans: Life does not get more wild than that. — Brent

5). Visit the zoo. — Tracker, Will and Michelle

4). Leave your bullets at home. — Jim

3). Pick up its young and pat it on your lap. — SteveinOz

2). Bear bag? Who needs a bear bag? Nobody's seen a bear around here in 50 years. — fifeplayer's little brother

1). Be vewy, vewy quiet. — E. Fudd (a.k.a. Ranger Dan)