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Top Ten Tips for Warming Up in the Woods
10). A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes. Zoot Marlowe
9). Hot springs! Vann Schaffner
8). More in the way of preparing to be warm: choose your companions wisely. J. Scott Davidson and plenty of others
7). Move your camp a little closer to that steam vent on the volcano. Matthew Bolz-Weber
6). Act like a long lost cousin to the ranger at the back country ranger cabin. Gam
5). Viagra. Dr. McKay
4). Carry a window with you; if it gets cold, you can close it. Bill W
3).Camp with a politician. They are always full of hot air. Tom Lafleur
2). You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a garbage bag with several geese. Sparky
1). Build a fire... duh! cindy
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