10). Why bother trying?!? — Mike Lafleur

9). Eat more. Once your stomach hits the ice you can't fall over. — fifeplayer

8). Various outriggers... on your zamboni, your skates, your waist. — Gam, Tom and Ranger Dan

7). Make stilts out of old ski poles. — AP

6). Hold on to someone close. (At least that way you never fall alone.) — Ranger Dan

5). Helium... in your backpack, your mae West, or in balloons attached to a climbing harness. — Randy Johnson, Tom, Ed "C.C." W. and Brent

4). Push a fertilizer spreader full of sand ahead of you. — Tom Lafleur

3). Lick the bottoms of your feet or shoes before standing on ice (hey, it works with tongues and flagpoles). — Leslie

2). Knock out some of your teeth. (It seems to help hockey players with their balance.) — Kyle

1). Put it in a bigger glass. — Deerfeather