10). Your husband already has the boat waxed, the fishing poles packed, the fishing gear ready, the tents on standby, and the weekends planned. — Carole Cyphert

9). I cad breed 'cause my node is topped up. — william morrison, keith klein and Matthew Bolz-Weber

8). Seed and camping catologs. — Vickie Sims

7). "The Return of the Bugs MMMMMMMMDCCVIII" — fifeplayer

6). The earthworms "run" after a spring rain. — Clara City Peach

5). It's warm enough to have sex without keeping your socks on. — Chickadee

4). There is a big hole in the ice where your ice fishing shack used to be. — Spalding

3). Spandex reappears on a major scale. — Tracker

2). The boots you forgot to clean before you put them away have sprouted. — Brian

1). Garage doors are opening, and pale fat guys (in bermuda shorts) are coming out. — Randy Johnson and Nadia