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Top Ten Things NOT to Bring Spelunking

10). Sunscreen. — John, Boone Boy, Rick, Mike, Ryan, Greg, Christine, Dan, Aaron and Lee

9). Your niece who has a tendency to say things like, "I don't have to do anything just because you tell me to" when you try to tell her things like, "Don't move, you're about to fall off a ledge into a 200-foot chasm." — Chickadee

8). Solar-powered anything. — Dilmuso and 15 others

7). Platform shoes. — Johanne and Brent

6). Stilts. — Michele

5). A 46-inch waistline. — Mike

4). Night blindness. — Sam Price

3).Barney. — Bryan VerSteeg

2). Bob Hope. — Brandon Smith

1). A whole watermelon. — Mike

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