10). Your picture is on a milk carton. — Chickadee

9). You notice that on this road, all the vultures have starved. — Bob Macknight

8). You have to stop for a herdof yak to cross. — Ranger Dan

7). The road gradually changes from paved, to gravel, to dirt, until finally you're making your own road. But why read the map or ask for directions? You know you're going the right way. — Michael Long

6). You have to change planes more than five times and it takes over 40 hours to get there. — blair whisenhunt

5). You turn on your GPS, and instead of coordinates it blinks "Where in tarnation are we?" — Sara

4). That kid with the banjo from "Deliverance" is tuning up outside your room. — ed berkowitz

3). The mosquitoes don't bite, in fact they don't know what people taste like. — Jimbo

2). What Road! — SteveinOz, Deerfeather

1). No golden arches! — Deerfeather