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Top Ten Things NOT to Say to Your Valentine on the Trail 10)."I give up. What day is it?" Viking
9). "I bet you thought no one could see what you were doing behind that tree." ed berkowitz
8). "Can you move? You're in the picture." Kyle
7). "Do you know that your butt looks like a big heart shape when you hike in front of me?" Skip Eckartz and Dee
6). "Would you like to borrow my deodorant, dear?" david kimsey and redman
5). (After being passed on the trail by a very attractive member of the opposite sex:) "If you came hiking with me more often, you'd look as good as (s)he does!" Isle Royale King
4). "Sweetheart, if I was ever totally hopelessly lost, I would want to be totally hopelessly lost with you." Randy
3). "But I thought you brought the map/tent!" fifeplayer and Deerfeather
2). "What's for supper?" Tom Lafleur
1). "Trust me." Nancy
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