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Top Ten Things NOT to Say to Your Valentine on the Trail

10)."I give up. What day is it?" — Viking

9). "I bet you thought no one could see what you were doing behind that tree." — ed berkowitz

8). "Can you move? You're in the picture." — Kyle

7). "Do you know that your butt looks like a big heart shape when you hike in front of me?" — Skip Eckartz and Dee

6). "Would you like to borrow my deodorant, dear?" — david kimsey and redman

5). (After being passed on the trail by a very attractive member of the opposite sex:) "If you came hiking with me more often, you'd look as good as (s)he does!" — Isle Royale King

4). "Sweetheart, if I was ever totally hopelessly lost, I would want to be totally hopelessly lost with you." — Randy

3). "But I thought you brought the map/tent!" — fifeplayer and Deerfeather

2). "What's for supper?" — Tom Lafleur

1). "Trust me." — Nancy

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