10). A politician told the truth. — Tom Lafleur

9). Sports analysts finally recognize that Yogi Berra's statement really means: When it is over, it is over. — r. criddle

8). The two landers didn't even make it to Mars. — Matthew Bolz-Weber

7). It starts raining... everywhere... and there are unbelievable wind storms in Europe, especially France. — Mike Lafleur and leeann lavin

6). There is no more road rage or impoliteness, and local governments stop fighting amongst themselves. — Gary Coleborn and Clif

5). When looking into mirrors, text is no longer reversed! — Steve

4). There are more students in law schools than there are currently practicing lawyers. — ed berkowitz

3).Jesse Ventura, Pat Buchanan and the Reform Party! — Diane

2). The existence of many wars and natural disasters on a continual basis. And nobody seems concerned. — Charlie Frisinger

1). If I am any reflection of the rest of the world, as I sit here and think up a possible sign for the demise of the world, I myself must be that very echoing of doom. — Ann