10). How is it possible that one little guy takes up SO MUCH ROOM???? — michele

9). When the kids ate all of the chili and beans. — ed berkowitz

8). They snore! — English Al

7). They insist on bringing friends. — Tracker

6). Nylon tents, accident-prone eight-year-old . . . camp stove nearby. Hmmmm. — Viking

5). Slimy, sticky, smelly, cranky, screaming, fighting, poison ivy . . . Mean anything to ya? — Brian

4). The fire's finally out, the kids got in their bags hours ago, the two of you retire to your bag and start to get intimate, and you hear a child say, "What are you doing?" — Chickadee and Joe Gagne

3). They're over 25; they should also have their own homes and their own lives too! — Ranger Dan

2). It's bear country and their faces are covered in peanut butter. — John Cooper

1). Four letters: ADHD — SamuraiCat