10). You can do the whole Appalachian Trail in 4 days! — David Barry

9). Make extra money by holding mud wrestling matches in the low-lying campsite you reserved back in February. — Claudette C.

8). A fallen tree blocking the path? Just wait a few seconds. — Ranger Dan

7). No crowded trails; only another lunatic would be out in that kind of weather! — Ranger Dan

6). Want to be able to fly? Open up that raincoat and sail down the trail! — Matt M.

5). Plenty of fresh water. — Brent

4). It will blow you away. — Marjorie O.

3). "Leave no trace" made easy. — Dilmuso

2). The water jugs fill themselves. — Randy Johnson

1). Electricity is readily available - just raise tent pole toward sky. — Peter Bonsavage