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Top Ten Signs Your Campsite Isn't Level
10). You realize your uphill partner has a bed wetting problem. Gary Breckenridge
9). You sleep with your climbing harness on clipped to a tree. Richard Blackmon
8). You wake up several times during the night to perfect your "inch worm" impression as you try to climb back onto your pad without climbing out of your mummy bag. Michele
7). Everything that can roll, does. chickadee
6). Your nose has mosquito netting imprints on it in the morning. K. Datsko
5). You're sitting up straight, but your campfire is leaning. Jim Paul
4). Your firewood keeps rolling out of your fire pit. Joe Nowak
3). You wake with snot in your eyes! Diane2). One egg is poached in grease and the other is cooked grease free on the same grill at the same time. Brian
1). You wake up with abs of steel formed from the "slide down, wriggle up" workout. Karen Robinson
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