10). Sit and watch (and perhaps even cast into) your 6 foot fish tank day in and day out. — GazzaInOz, one match, fifeplayer and Terry Watson

9). Take up ice fishing! — JUSCZAR and paxtonite

8). Cat fishing? Take the hook off a popper and cast it into the nieghbor's yard in an attempt to catch the cat without it noticing you. — Michael Strohm, catfish7, and wm morrison

7). Continue to explain to your spouse what each lure is for and when you would use it. — debbie hunt

6). Tie a candybar onto 80 lb. test and "cast" it into the cubicle next to yours. — Kyle

5). Tie a line to your baby brother's diaper and keep reeling him in across the floor. — Mike Lafleur

4). Spend time standing in freezing water to toughen up. — Tom Lafleur

3). Sit on an overpass, wait for a big semi, cast out a big magnet, and dream about catching "The Big One". — The Unknown Camper

2). How can I "maintain" something I don't have (sanity in regards to fishing)? — Brent and Kyle

1). Gut, clean, and filet your frozen fish sticks. — Gam