10). Camp fires are built with election signs instead of fire wood. — Gam

9). Waking up in a pile of leaves.— Ky Kado

8). Now that the leaves are gone you have to go a lot farther when you step off the trail for a bathroom break. — Ed Berkowitz

7). Candy corn becomes a dehydrated vegetable. — Vu

6). By morning, you've zipped your sleeping bag and only your nose is still outside. — Deerfeather

5). Even the worst fisherman on the Delaware River are catching big smallmouth bass. — Harry Bellerby

4). Deer are wearing "hunter orange." — Jim Paul

3). Median age of hikers increases 20 years - school's in session! — Deerfeather

2). My legs sprout goosebumps when I wear my shorts. — Judy Christian

1). You stop sticking to your sleeping bag.— Julianne