10). Chaperoning a teen road trip to an N'SYNC concert — Tracker

9). An overnight in Central Park — Gregg

8). The Republican National Convention. Oh - wait - did you say Extreme or Extremist Sports? — Chickadee

7). Being shot from a cannon. — ranger dan

6). Wingwalking for a barnstormer — tracker

5). The Chernobyl bus tour — John

4). Any fishing trip run by a guide named Ahab — peter

3). Free climb Don King's hair. — ranger dan

2). Money changing in Moscow — ed

1). Macy's — New York City — two days before Christmas — with a 15-member family you've yet to buy gifts for. (shudder) — Chickadee