10). You rappel down the stairs — wm morrison

9). You make a special effort to eat the red Smarties last. — Mike Lafleur

8). You pull out videotapes of old vice-presidential debates. — fifeplayer

7). You cook dehydrated packfood on the stove. — Bluemoon

6). You scratch at the door to be let out, and when anyone comes in you bite them out of jealousy since they were out and you weren't. — pineland

5). When the only grass and sun you see is on the Teletubbies show. — Carla Horvath

4). You get up to change the TV channel even though the remote still works! — Ranger Dan

3). When you begin to think about turning your dog or cat into trail jerky. — Bob Wirth

2). Oatmeal becomes a delicacy. — Kendra Lachine

1). You're discovered watching the video of Pauley Shore's "Bio Dome", surrounded by hundreds of used tissues, crying "It's so sad... because it's so true!" — Chickadee