10). Stay in an airconditioned room and surf the GORP website all day. — CAS (and a couple of others)

9). Hydrate or die! — Ranger Dan

8). Place a popsicle under each armpit. It gets a little messy, but it works! — Don Barra

7). 28,000 feet. — Justin Carnagey

6). Move to Alaska. — Wolf (and four others)

5). Don't drink any water, work out, and stay in direct sunlight. Once the delirium sets in, you won't notice the heat. — Chickadee

4). Surf the polar ice caps. — Mike

3). One word: hibernate. — Deerfeather

2). With a big stick. — Jamie

1). Don't be a prude, go get nude... and hike up to a cooler altitude. — hiker bob (and three others)