10). Bermuda shorts—and you ain't in Bermuda! — Ranger Dan

9). Three times the size /wt/girth of the natives. — David

8). Lost without their four wheel drive SUV, and unfamiliar with the Metro — Erika

7). The one feeding the bear. — William

6). he's ordered a ham and cheese on rye in Tel Aviv — ed

5). He's wearing designer camouflage clothing with his face painted up like the bush he is trying to hide behind. — Spalding

4). They're standing in a quaint pub in a rural area of Ireland saying, "What do you mean you don't serve Budwiser?" — Chickadee

3). The 40 ft motorhome. — Tracker

2). He's wearing a baseball cap. — Gary

1). He thinks the locals will understand his English if he speaks s-l-o-w and LOUD. — ed, Brent, Jimbo, hiker rev