10). Virtual Hiking: for $2,500 you can have th extrasensory experience of hiking for one weekend. Choose your terrain, weather and company for the trip. Sound expensive? How much did you pay for that pack? — Chickadee

9). Sudafed Stew — Trail Chef

8). Skydiving - at least you get to SEE the trail! — Keith

7). Buy a cat, burn incense, plant knapweed, and blow pollen all over your living room. The outdoors will seem like a relief! — Kayak Shawn

6). Hang a pine-scented air freshner on fan and turn on. — Sara

5). Carry a roll of toilet paper with you into the bathroom. — John Shelby

4). File the skin away on your heels to simulate blisters. — Terrence Weiner

3). SCOBA (Self Contained Outdoor Breathing Apparatus) — Mike Lafleur

2). Take your treadmill to the I-Max surround sound theater showing a woodland trek. — Deerfeather

1). The GORP website! — Loretta