10). Forget to bring your hunting and/or fishing license with you on your next hunting and/or fishing trip and you WILL be found. . . by the ranger! —Hal Gurr

9). Include a megaphone and portable stadium lights in your camping gear, and make day-glo yellow and hunter's orange your favorite colors. —caree

8). Make sure you're the one carrying the "black box". They always find the black box. —Martin

7). Take a park ranger's wife with you. —sharky

6). Forget to file your tax return, the IRS will find you! —Bobby Jones

5). Leave your rescue plans, week after week, in the hands of Gilligan and the Skipper. —Tildon Lipinsky

4). Follow the tracks of a bear! —Dave Smith

3). Carry lots of candy bars. No matter where you sit the folks who brought dry fruit and nuts will track you down and become your friend —Ron Donahue

2). Build a large fire in the forest during the dry season (and wear good boots for running). —Smokey

1). Leave a message on Kenneth Starr's answering machine that you have information on Clinton's love life. Once lost, you should be able to hitch a ride back to civilization with FBI investigators or supoena servers. Avoid riding with media correspondents, as they are probably lost too. —Steve Caldwell